Our Crazy Blog Story

"Ho ho ho its time to die"said evil Santa. He started to walk to his trick sleigh with all his pranks. He started to fly through the air dropping bombs and hes best trick of all the farting machine invented by Maddie. He jumped on to his sleigh and then yelled again so scarily he nearly scared himself,"Ho ho ho its time to die' and then yelled his most scary laugh"ha ha ha."blah blah blah I love Christmas. Santa wants to kiss you. I hate Santa ha ha. Then all the little kids screamed, Santa then started to laugh. Suddenly he heard a foot step he did a evil laughed suddenly the foot steps stopped. When the foot steps stopped he laughed evilly. He then opened the door and started to through evil teddy bears that had knife claws. There was rows of endless teddy's bears coming from every direction. They jumped quickly on me and knocked me on the floor and i whacked them with a baseball bat i turned back this giant ball came flying at my face i ducked just in time. I quickly grabbed a laundry ball shooter i hit Santa straight in the stomach and his stomach blew up. When he landed in pieces everything went back to normal and the real Santa appeared out of knowhere and the presents were raining from the sky. Then one persons opens the gift and out comes a flying pancakes the i sucks peoples brain out. The people turn into zombies and ran around eating peoples brains out. Then one person ate the pancake and the pancake said no!!!! and died and then all the pancakes all died and then there was no pancakes left in the world. Then suddenly a pour innocent little young girl opened up a giant present and a black hole came out. Then the girl realised it was a painted black pancake so everyone ate it and that was the end of the pancakes. That night every body went to bed for Christmas eve. it was one of the best Christmas eve ever. in the morning all the children wok up to find there presents they were relived.